Signing in, results of tests on (what we're calling the) 'Substance'

Since I don't currently have an email account for reasons that... are reasonable, /S/ let me use his.

I can't say anything about his name. I only know his forename and his second initial, but I also know something of discretion. My name is CJ, as I'm sure you can tell. S mentioned me in his last post, I'm the resident techie.

We've... been making some gains with the black substance that was found back in that underpass thing.
I'm far better at organizing these results than /S/, since I took them... So here you are:

Tests completed:
Substance conducts electricity albeit sporadically
Substance has strong if localized effects on electronics, likely electromagnetic in nature
Substance gives of faint odor we cannot identify
Substance produces bright white-blue light when exposed to open flame
Substance is soluble in water, and produces a murky black/dark green colored fluid.
Ash-like residue is left after Substance is burnt. Thermal imaging suggests extremely high temperatures produced when burnt -- the Substance is an excellent fuel source it seems
Substance does not appear affected by colder temperatures, apart from slight hardening

Tests Inconclusive:
How toxic is Substance?
Melting point of Substance?

Tests yet to be completed:
Does Substance have electromagnetic properties?
Does Substance have specific Radioactive properties?
What is the chemical makeup of the Substance?

We're still waiting for Agency backup. They're fucking useless, don't care what /S/ says.

That's all for now. Thanks for sticking with S and I. He's... concerning sometimes. I think without his little 'Destroy the Giant' goal, he'd have gone mad years ago.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and play videogames.

-CJ <3

EDIT: added one of the few photos that is remotely clear from our experiments. Substance produces similar distortion effects as our Well-Dressed Eldritch? -CJ